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Part-arded

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."
by xanadude313 August 14, 2019
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When you think of sociopaths, you think of serial killers like John Wayne Gacy or Ted Bundy, or maybe you think of the show, Dexter. You don't really think of them as someone you love or care about, just cruel, heartless, murderous people. So when one of your parents is a sociopath, it takes a long time to realize it. But once you know the signs, they are pretty easy to spot. You hear the criteria and slowly put the pieces together.
Part 1 of re story.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019
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Fidget Spinner ( about) Part 1

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A fidget spinner is a toy that consists of a bearing in the center of a multi-lobed flat structure made from metal or plastic designed to spin along its axis with little effort.

Fidget spinners became popular toys in 2017, although similar devices had already been invented as early as 1993. The toy became popular among schoolchildren and consequently some schools banned the spinners for being a distraction, while other schools allowed the toy to be used discreetly.

The toy has been advertised as helping people who have trouble with focusing or fidgeting by relieving nervous energy or psychological stress. As of May 2017, there is no scientific evidence that they are effective as a treatment for autism or ADHD. ( Yeah guys. You plays just realized fidget spinners were even a toy/tool. ) People spend £306.30/ $400 dollars on a 1 to 8 dollar toy.
Chewbone The Dog: Woah! Sick, dude! Can i try your fidget spinner?
Biscuit The Dog: No can do son. This costed £341.68!
ChewBone: Please!!!!!!!!!!
Biscuit: Stop begging!
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Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?

Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.

Ty: I envy your life.
by Stoney69 December 22, 2020
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Parts Hero

Someone that does not know how to properly diagnose, an engine, appliance or computer just to start replacing parts to fix the problem. This may or may not be a good option to make the engine or appliance run. Furthermore it may end up costing the non-schooled technician to spend more money than need be.
I didn't have proper diagnostic computers to fix the car so I became a parts hero and started replacing what I thought was broke until the problem went away.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
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