some one who wears designer jeans, aviator sunglasses, skateboarder hats and tight shirts with v-necks on them with vans skateboarding shoes
by ManStyle December 17, 2008
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Wow, who would've thought the Packer guy's body would have bounced THREE times off the concrete, he really took that playoff loss to the Vikings hard!
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To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.
by fasteddyking January 22, 2017
Get the Parkered mug.A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.
Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot
Girl: Lucky
by Blurry January 25, 2018
Get the Parker mug.Normally a young jit that flexes with stuff they never bought gayness is generally a huge factor also
by Jitexposed March 30, 2018
Get the Parker mug.The cutest boy I have ever seen😍But yet so very shy🥴 He is very good at Fortnite😎 And can be a asshole at times😴He likes sports such as basketball😩He is the best boyfriend anyone could have😏Never reject a Parker🥵
by Lici S July 24, 2019
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