Pulling a Dwayne is when you say your going to do something and hype yourself up acting like you're the biggest, baddest muthafucka ever then you just bitch out at the last second with some pussy ass excuse.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go over there and fuck that bitch, she gonna want this dick, she won't be able to walk for days.
Guy 2:Alright bro go get that hoe.
*Guy 1 walks right over to the girl, walks past her and comes back*
Guy 2: What the literal fuck man!?
Guy 1: Uh man idk I had diarrhea or something, uh I forgot to brush my teeth, uh My shoe lace was untied.
Guy 2: Man yo bitch ass was just Pulling a Dwayne.
Guy 2:Alright bro go get that hoe.
*Guy 1 walks right over to the girl, walks past her and comes back*
Guy 2: What the literal fuck man!?
Guy 1: Uh man idk I had diarrhea or something, uh I forgot to brush my teeth, uh My shoe lace was untied.
Guy 2: Man yo bitch ass was just Pulling a Dwayne.
by ThatNiggaJerome August 12, 2014
The Margarine Man had a secret secret, he had a secret, and told me to forget what i know.
That's weird.
It gets worse. It turns out that my good friend the Margarine Man is actually that asshole Kilroy.
The neighbor?!!?
Yeah, i guess that's what "Pulling a Kilroy" is, huh?
That's weird.
It gets worse. It turns out that my good friend the Margarine Man is actually that asshole Kilroy.
The neighbor?!!?
Yeah, i guess that's what "Pulling a Kilroy" is, huh?
by Crotch-Face Guy August 05, 2009
When you are so sick that you end up puking in your pants while you are sitting on the toilet actively having diarrhea.
by Lallyjay March 18, 2017
by a part of the kampala tribe February 03, 2020
by RealPieceOfShit October 21, 2016
Shit! I just pulled a hyman! this is the third time this week.
Wow! good thing I didn't pull a hyman on this one.
Wow! good thing I didn't pull a hyman on this one.
by A.Schluss December 20, 2009
when someone starts talking nonsense especially about potatoes,scooshy cream,cherries,strawberry jam and carrots.
by scottdaster1998 December 29, 2010