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project plan 

Delivering on schedule, scope, time, budget and expectations
I'm delivering the project plan to time
project plan by IntuStuff May 16, 2017

projectile pissing 

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.
Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

Project Larry 

A project started in 1996, this was an undercover operation to train an average human to be able to emulate people perfectly. The children called "Larry" had two parental units, two siblings, a cat, and a dog each. A few years into the program "Larry" was diagnosed with social difficulties, which made it extremely difficult for them to emulate efficiently. Growing up, they were able to emulate voices, personalities, and quirks of other people down to a point. The program was shut down in 2010 after Barack Obama took office and shut down the program. It is rumored that a few "Larry" still exist today.
Tim: Did y'all hear bout that project Larry?

Bob: Tim shut up y'all be sounding like nutty nick down at the bar on Tuesday evenin! Ain't no such thing as Project Larry

Tim: I'm tellin y'all it's real! I met a Larry yesterday.

Bob: surrrre you did Tim... Now go get me and you a beer!

project partners

2 people who work evenly on the same task or project.
Graig was not project partners with Mike because he didnt do his fair share of work
project partners by MDoN65 December 7, 2017

Projectile Nut Shot 

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.
What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

Project night 

The night before the deadline of a project, typically a school project or a university thesis, when more than 90% of the project is done.

In extreme cases, the project night is the total span of the project.

The project night is filled with anxiety, fear of failure, dangerous levels of creativity, gallons of coffee, unseen dedication and godlike report writing speeds.
GF: Take me out to dinner tonight, babe.
BF: No way, bitch! Tonight is project night!