Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.

I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.

by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022

Plantriarchal

A theoretical societal structure where nature is regarded as something to be preserved, rather than developed into bustling urban centers to be profited from.

In this theoretical structure, inhabitants live off the land, are very conscious of their ecological footprint, and live sustainable lives. They invest great deals of wealth into green, renewable energy, rather than depleting natural resources.

Speaker: “We dream of a plantriarchal society. A civilization where nature is regarded as precious, and as something to be preserved rather than profited from.”

by presevetheearth May 14, 2022

Planticle

The phase of a seed resting in the ground once it finds a spot in the soil.

Originates from the word "cubicle" since the seed can no longer leave.

Oh boy! I just got my acorn tree into planticle phase! Now I just have to wait a few more years!

by Brickwall.PDF May 15, 2022

plant forward

A pretentious snob that does not want to be associated with vegans but is in fact a vegan.

“Sorry can you remove the meat on that”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”

by Judgeyjudy May 20, 2022

plant

Y'know, a plant? like trees, bushes, grass, cacti. do you go outside at all? ohhhh right, you're a league of legends, you don't go out at all. well please go outside

person 1: I like planting plants
person 2: ok

by CabooseIsTaken June 2, 2022

Planting the seed

When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!

My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..

by Markymark29 June 23, 2022

plantspiration

Being inspired by living greenery for enhancing one’s space, garden, or decor.

I took a picture of her garden, for plantspiration.

by Maryonegative July 11, 2022