paper towel math

Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.

John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.

by Nick Steele August 7, 2021

papermaker

a cute ass vaporeon like really cute and can be used as a replacement for cute

"God Evan is so Papermaker

by normalman6 August 28, 2021

paperbackreader

The mother of booktok and hating age gap books, can often be seen on TikTok making funny videos about her reading experience. She is also known as vee on her twitch, FacelessTvhead

Oh yeah! I saw paperbackreaders new video too! It was good!

by Wowza249 September 30, 2021

Papegaai Slaai

Afrikaans slang for cannibis.

C'mon Keppler, let's go smoke some lekker papegaai slaai.

by cyanide clyster May 5, 2022

palperate

Gently running your fingers between two tortillas that are stuck together to separate them without tearing them.

I had to palperate the tortillas apart so that they wouldn’t get torn.

by J.M. Kliewer March 14, 2023

Paperfit

Fit and athletic on paper but in reality can’t actually complete a workout. Probably has a near perfect looking body that would struggle to run a few miles or do push-ups. Genetically gifted or surgically enhanced, usually both. Paperfit women usually can be found at the gym with a full face of untainted makeup and won’t work hard enough to break a sweat. Paperfit men often don’t leave the locker room, they simply take the selfies then leave after a shower.

Just took a class with that new gym instructor. It was garbage, she’s just paperfit.

by FlippingFancy April 27, 2023

Paper Beers

Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?

by Master of the beers September 8, 2023