pettyfag

Amazing active and funny mutual. yummy
little mouse thingy but I love them even if there my stupid little mouse thing.

pettyfag is the bestest of the mutuals.

by Into the unknown nnn July 12, 2021

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pettay

A jazz monster, constantly "on fire" and pretty much a straight up beast.

If you practice, you could be a pettay....maybe.

by Shannon and Kara December 25, 2007

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A fat kid, who usually is one of the popular kids.
The Ladies love him, and he's always drunk for some reason. He loves to show his belly and make fun of people. And on occasion he smacks a bitch. He worships fat comics and rappers like Chris Farley and Biggie...that sums it up.

Yo Petey Pounds Just Beat Down Another Girl

Did you hear Petey Pounds rapping?

Petey's Poundin em' Down

by Jesus` June 12, 2008

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patty flower

A psychedelic mushroom that grows from a cow patty (cow dung).

Dude, look at that pile of cow shit. I think that's a patty flower we can boil and trip on.

by eternalmicrobe May 12, 2012

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Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

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pettinessity

Upper Echelon Pettiness. The necessity for pettiness. Like being initiated into a secret society of extreme petty behavior.

Like if someone stepped on someone's shoe and they burned their house down for it. "That's some pettinessity if ever I saw it."

Tupac and Biggie's deaths were unfortunate and unnecessary events that were lead to by pettinessity from anonymous parties.

"I think that musician may have been iniatiated into some kind of pettinessity. Did you see their new music video? There was all kinds of esoteric petty symbology."

by Pettiest Petty June 28, 2017

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