An onion chopper is a person who constantly posts emotional, tear-jerker type videos or articles on social media, usually for cheap likes or upvotes. Term comes from people commenting “Someone’s chopping onions over here...”
Did you see Karen’s post about the dog who died saving their master from a fire? She’s such an onion chopper.
by Ssdgm6677 August 23, 2018
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Get the Noodley Onions mug.1. To be an onion one must continuously trash talk others while knowing full well that they are incapable of doing the same thing.
2. The act of being an absolute bellend.
2. The act of being an absolute bellend.
by SV23 May 15, 2018
Get the Onion mug.When a girl cuts a hole into an onion, proceeds to blindfold you and sucks your dick with said holed onion
Bro, this girl named Aine sucked my dick with an onion!! She called it a Cheeky Onion, and I'm so fucking confused why she did it!
by WeirdO_o May 22, 2018
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Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018
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Not to be confused with poop noodle
Not to be confused with poop noodle
by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018
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