one guy one horse 

A video which shows a dude getting Fucked up his skinny ass by a 15 inch shlong and shows it pulling out of his ass hole dripping cum (watch with caution.)

"dude I just finished watching one guy one horse!!. That horse had a long ass shlong!!!!"

one guy one horse by Thatquietguy15 January 3, 2015

one sided friendship 

A one sided friendship is when one friend puts so much effort and Carr into the friendship with this person because they care about them a lot as a best friend but the other half of the friendship the person really never helps them or cares for all their help and doesn't appreciate it. That's when you know they suck ass and you need to friend someone who's worth your time besides two faced bitches

Wow I'm kind of fed up with our one sided friendship Alyssa
Alyssa: sorry I don't appreciate you and ik I'm a terrible friend

one sided friendship by Grace.612 September 27, 2015

One Erection 

The proper name for the stupid ass pop band one direction

Mrs. Smookoms- oh my god one direction is so awesome
Tina- oh my gawwwd they are soo hawt
Mrs. Skidmarks- "baby you light up my world like no body else"
Ronnie Radke okay every one shut the fuck up about one erection will you
M Shadows yeah they suck and their all fags!
Tom DeLonge exactly, i fucking hate one direction!
Mark Hoppus they are almost as gay as Justin Bieber

One Erection by A7xFalling In ReverseA7xBlink February 12, 2013

one two tuck manuvour 

When a male has an erect penis and he tuck's it into the top of his trousers so that no one in the room can see it.

i need to do the one two tuck manuvour mate im hard

one two tuck manuvour by Louis Joy February 20, 2006

one card short of a deck 

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

one card short of a deck by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

One over the eight 

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

One over the eight by Alexandra July 30, 2004

One Day As A Lion 

New band with singer Zach De La Rocha from Rage Against The Machine, and drummer Jon Theodore from The Mars Volta.. They have a cd out which is self titled, only has 5 songs.. yeah, 5 songs. A lot of people hate on this band saying it is nothing like Rage so it sucks, which is completely ignorant because the band is just as good as Rage, but with a different style..

person 1- dude you hear the new One Day As A Lion band with Zach De La Rocha?! Hes back!!

person 2- i just read about it, i heard Tom Morello isnt in it.. i bet it sucks and its nothing like Rage. not even gonna bother.

person 1- *sigh*

One Day As A Lion by Code_N9ne October 22, 2008