by borgy40 July 11, 2010

by fran glass July 27, 2010

by hoadou812,THE RULAA August 12, 2011

Jay: Hey Mike! Lets go play some Medal of Honor!
Mike: Naw, Id rather have hot sex with a horse then play that game. Call of Duty OwnZ.
Mike: Naw, Id rather have hot sex with a horse then play that game. Call of Duty OwnZ.
by No Name Nigga April 18, 2005

When you are out late at the bar and all the hot skinny girls have gone home. You let out the old high pitched "EEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU" and all the fat girls (whales) home in and migrate to you. Thus you pull a fatty and sex her up her on a futon.
by ppbggg October 13, 2008

When one says something in a bragging manner, and realizes that he is bragging, he may 'call' himself out on this brag, by adding the expression, "self-call" to the end of his statement. It can also be used to call someone else out in their bragging.
I am the best basketball player in the room, self-call!
"A" says, "I'm a great cook."
"B" replies, "Nice self-call"
"A" says, "I'm a great cook."
"B" replies, "Nice self-call"
by Yankbt October 24, 2007

(N.) Anti-Weed. It's usually when it's time for Bartenders to close things up, but it's more recently a crap show hosted by America Youth's Massive Tool, Carson Daly. Is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? It'll put to sleep faster than a Saturday Night Live Movie.
Last Call with Carson Daly tonight had Carmen Electra, Kermit the Frog, 50 Cent, and Godzilla on. And after a double weed dose, I STILL fell asleep!
by G-Union January 12, 2004
