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horse pounding

1. to consume a lot of alcohol quickly
2. to bang out a chick very hard
"I was horse pounding beers last night and got fucked up real bad"

"I horse pounded this dime piece from behind last night"
by Chris Mihm Groupie February 5, 2008
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horse feathers

The fur at the coronet of a horse's hoof
Look at the beautiful flowing feathers on that horse.

In breeds such as Friesians, Clydesdales, Gypsy Vanners, etc.
by h0rse whisperer September 18, 2005
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Horse Meat

Meat made from horses. Despite what some people, idiots and vegetarians, may say, there is nothing wrong with eating it.
I prefer horse meat over beef, but there is nothing wrong about eating either.
by ~JRB~ April 14, 2008
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trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse.
note: This is refrence to the siege of Troy whereby soldiers (semen) snuck into the city disguised as a gracious gift of sorts.
Betty is pregnant, that is because that bastard Jim gave her the old trojan horse.
by admin@jordantate.com October 5, 2004
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horse play

pretending you are horses during sex and being referred to as a rowdy thoroughbred!
man, thorouhbred is what she said when we were horse playing around in the back of my truck bed
by L on a stick February 12, 2006
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horse face

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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Horse-an-itis

A 100% real disease/infection given off by riding horses (male). Once infected the carrier can pass it on to other individuals via touching, talking, or being around them for extended periods of time (it has been found that over-texting them via Cell Phones can have an increased chance of catching Horse-an-itis).

The known symptoms of the fatal disease are as follows (but not limited to): Enlargement of the Clitoris by up to 6 fold, an increased aging rate of upwards to 2.5x regular aging, and being unable to pass to the after-life and being forced to be a homosexual-ghost. Said ghosts can only contact the living homosexuals.
Tom: So, What happened to Rick?
Grant: Not really sure, I heard he caught Horse-an-itis Disease.
Tom: Really?

Grant: Yeah, he some Ghost told me in my sleep.
Tom: I see.
by Dr. Ralf March 13, 2010
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