Bruised the toilet

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

by lewdog07 February 18, 2010

Toilet Bashing

To engage in anal sex.

Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010

Toilet Restaurant

A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.

Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.

by Biohaza Master July 24, 2010

Toilet chest

Bruising and/or discomfort in the chest area resulting from leaning on the toilet bowl while vomiting for an extended period of time.

Those strawberry Frules made me puke all night. I got a serious case of toilet chest this morning.

by RPGQ April 14, 2013

Toilet Tickler

The act of ones genitals being submerged in cold water when one descends onto a toilet seat.

My porcelain throne is a awful toilet tickler. My dick always touching the water.

by Phogoth October 27, 2014

horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 4, 2014

facebook toilet

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.

Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"

by melly L December 9, 2013