Death Noodle

A better and more appropriate word for tornadoes/tornado.

Willy was eaten by a Death Noodle.
The cattle withstood 2 death noodles last night.

by Crimsion101 September 27, 2021

pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020

Pure noodle

A girl that hoes around but hasn’t had sex

Jill is a pure noodle.

by Fatballs02 July 5, 2019

Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015

The ultamite noodle

The ultamite person that has the name alek. Alek will destroy you in mincraft

Person1: im going up against the ultamite noodle

Person2: no ,just no

by The ultamite noodle May 2, 2019