Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.

“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)

by Jimbo Baggins May 6, 2023

Slug Walkers

Pedestrians who, after you graciously allow them to walk in front of your car, SLOWLY inch across the street like Royalty strolling through the park, completely disregarding the notion that you might have shit to do and places to go.

I should have run down those oblivious slug walkers right in the street.

by Misterwrite August 6, 2010

Shame Slug

The discharge of semen from a male sex toy

Joe Rogan wept as the Shame Slug slid out of the end of his Flesh Light

by Thr Str8up Cronic May 8, 2011

Slug Sunday

The day of reckoning. Every sunday we will all celebrate the day of the slugs. We Love Slugs.

Hey are you celebrating Slug Sunday today?

by satu_rrn May 11, 2022

Slug

A single dollar

Lemme get a slug for this pack of swishers

by KingDicky January 14, 2019

slugging a vegas slot

Slamming your erect (or not) penis into the coin insert slot of a casino slot machine. Usually is until point of orgasm rendering the machine unusable because of the mass amount of seminal fluids.

Damn, slugging a Vegas slot really hurts but hell is it funny.

by NiggerCock101 September 13, 2016

slug

a bullet usually with a flat tip

some mac 10s and desert eagles have slugs

by m82a1 December 30, 2005