musty pooter

A vagina that is stale or moldy in odor or taste. Hackneyed or trite; dull. Out of date; antiquated.

Ew ya nasty you got yourself a musty pooter.

by peniledysfunction March 3, 2011

Musta-funky

To be eccentrically full of metaphors.

"Man, have you seen this new article? It is so musta-funky!"

by epimorphictales November 14, 2011

Mustache-Tober

The month of October combined with the celebratory act of growing a glorious mustache. Beginning October 1st and ending October 31st. A celebration of men growing mustaches. Created by two awesome and legendary firefighters.

Hey dude are you going to participate in Mustache-Tober this year? Of course, I always grow my amazing facial follicles for Mustache-Tober.

by He's a guy November 1, 2014

Musty Mike

A term used for somebody with the absolutely grossest hands. Nastiest shit, you don't want to shake hands with them, commonly used with people who chew their nails and or pick their nose

Guy 1: *picks nose* bring it in for a handshake.
Guy 2: hell no get those musty mikes away from me!

by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015

Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

by tairock October 28, 2020

Pussy Mustache

Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.

Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!

by Yekralem August 17, 2015

tiddy mustard

The underboob sweat of a females breast.

Yo, the tiddy mustard on that girl stank. Her tiddy was soaked in it.

by Blanket bandit April 9, 2017