The mark or bruise left after slapping a girl forcefully with your dick. (Usually after oral sexual intercourse)
Guy 1: Dude! Look at your girlfriend's face!!
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, thats nothing just mushroom stamped her last night. No biggy.
Guy 1: Holy fuck man! That had to hurt!
Guy 2: Yeah, just at first.
(Both laugh)
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, thats nothing just mushroom stamped her last night. No biggy.
Guy 1: Holy fuck man! That had to hurt!
Guy 2: Yeah, just at first.
(Both laugh)
by MattDiver March 21, 2011
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To mushroom is to, when singing along to a song, either mumble or sing the wrong words, revealing that you don't really know how the song goes. When someone does this, everyone around them yells "MUSHROOM!" at them, as a way to embarrass them.
Matt: If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give....doo doo doo...but that's the way it is!!
Nick: Oh Matt, you totally just Mushroomed!
Everyone in car: MUSH-ROOM! MUSH-ROOM!
Nick: Oh Matt, you totally just Mushroomed!
Everyone in car: MUSH-ROOM! MUSH-ROOM!
by The Rascal King January 5, 2009
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by adad May 29, 2003
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u can't sepparate the REAL WORLD from the IMAGINORY WORLD.
u can't sepparate the REAL WORLD from the IMAGINORY WORLD.
Some one who took mushrooms thought he could fly, went up on a High building and jumpped down. It was too late when he realized that he couldn't fly, 'cause he jumpped already
by Slim-Jim October 30, 2006
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by mushroomcutter September 20, 2009
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VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH
VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH
DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH
by ER FRED ER January 1, 2012
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