Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024

Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.

I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!

by CallMeChaos13 March 19, 2024

Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".

"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."

by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024

Minnechaug

A place where I lost my virginity

I lost my virginity in the Minnechaug swimming pool

by Sally Kane April 20, 2024

minnecel

Anyone who lives in, used to live in, or was born in the U.S. state of Minnesota.
Comparable to the term "masshole".

Did you hear about those minnecels getting trapped in 6 feet of snow again?

by antiLimited May 24, 2024

minnefix

A human male who doesn't know what to do in life, he just goes with the flow

Minnefix didn't care because it didn't disturb his day to day life

by Minnefix James June 8, 2024

Minnesota Dunkin' run

Sexual act of stacking donuts around the male reproductive organ, and allowing the partner (male or female) to eat the donuts before performing fellatio.

“Man, I had a Minnesota Dunkin’ run last night.”

“Did he take you for a Minnesota Dunkin’ run?”

“I have to pick up some gluten free donuts, for my Minnesota Dunkin' run tonight.”

by Dunkin’98 June 20, 2024