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Minecraft RTX 

minecraft but its beatiful and gorgeous, everyone who doesnt have RTX cards will be jealous but who has them will be greeted by holy images
me: hey Minecraft RTX is coming out in beta!!!
random guy who doesnt have a RTX card: thats trash lol no difference
guys with RTX cards: flexes in screenshots

Minecraft thoughts 

Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.
Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.

Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.

Minecraft Playstation 3 Edition 

Minecraft on the PS3. The Minecraft experience without any Microsoft stuff , and it has the old emerald block design.

minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle
friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

Minecraft Bone Block Sexual 

It's when you get turned on by the Bone Block sound in minecraft.
"Ooh bruh this block sounds so nice, I kinda get turned on by it".

"Bruh you must be Minecraft Bone Block Sexual then".

Minecraft urge 

The minecraft urge is the strange feeling you get every 2 to 3 months where you just want to play Minecraft day and night, get all your friends online, download a ton of mods. Until one day you just get bored and put it down just for the cycle to continue
Why can’t he play with us?

Oh he’s having a Minecraft urge give it a few weeks
Minecraft urge by Cheese Pretzels January 26, 2021