Midget

A word used to describe someone short

158 cm to be precise

E.g Habiba is a midget

by Bruhmidget November 2, 2020

Midget

A very short person who normally claims to be tall but is otherwise short.

Asma claims to be 5'4" but she is actually 5'3", therefore she is a midget.

by Yaboy9898 November 10, 2020

Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

midgetnapping

what happens when a midget is kidnapped

hey, did you hear about that midgetnapping?

by smallfry January 7, 2021

midgetist

Being a midget and being racist. Often called harry and not taller than 5ft.

omg, have you seen harry, yes he is such a midgetist

by joemamasofat February 9, 2021

Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021