Marmalade

Absolute cinema \_(*-*)_/

Very tasty.

Tips: Please eat on toast. Not good if eaten by any other way. If red lemonade is drunk after marmalade is eaten, taste drops by 300% and will be no different to stinky tofu

Boy: Marmalade is my favorite food, and I love eating it especially when playing Animal Crossing.

Girl: EWW what a fucking furry, everyone stay away from this faggot. I hate marmalade now.

by thetorofangirl August 26, 2025

Memaelade

To capture a feeling, vibe, inside-joke, funny trend or moment perfectly through a meme

Can you memaelade that?

Look at this specific bar called Autopoul, I think I could memaelade that for the local residents.

by Joergen_2400 October 8, 2025

Marmalade

1 Rhymes with spade
2 Robertsons Marmalade jars and jam jars used to have a golliwog badge on them but the badge was removed to prevent fraud some people were using the badge as photo id card for their bus pass

Look at that bunch of "Marmalades" over there the tall one stole my bike

by MR GOLLIWOG December 13, 2025

Orange Marmajizz

Part orange marmalade and part semen, usually found on a computer keyboard after a particularly rough masturbation session or quick pb+j snack (or both).
Has the ability to produce babies that are half human and half orange tree and can grow oranges for you all the time.

Friend: I just touched something on your keyboard
Me: Oh, thats probably just orange marmajizz
Friend: WTF is orange marmajizz?
Me: (explains)
Friend: WTF dude
Me: You've never head of orange marmajizz? Dude, take a fucking biology class or something. Seriously.

by marmajizzer January 24, 2012

Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.

Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!

by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014

elvin marmalejos

a word you use for a trash basketball player that cant guard anyone on the court

yo johnathan is such an elvin marmalejos

by goat72 December 13, 2017

Mama marmalade

Phunky phresh and stylin. Mama marmalade is the one who brings the party, and lays it all out on the dance floor.

Lexie: what is this phunk n phresh feeling in my bones? I dance with the phunk of a thousand men!

Everyone: Lexie, you are the new host of mama marmalade. You dance the phunkiest because you possess the spirit and power of mama marmalade!

by Iceemama June 1, 2018