manyoga

A meditation technique for men which requires humming and drinking beer

Two or more men sitting on the floor eyes closed with cold pints in hand chanting manyoga

by TheDudeInCali September 4, 2011

Splatty Mayonnaise

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.

Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.

by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010

Manpon

The steamed or microwaved hot towel wrapped in clingfilm that is given to you along with a chocolate and the bill in certain restaurants.

"Eh that curry was brahma - pass us a manpon. Don't eat all the after 8's - How much each?! but I only had...."

by henrynav September 4, 2005

Mayonnaise Face

someone who is that of the consistency of mayonnaise.

Arman is a mayonnaise face!

by arman the mayo face October 17, 2008

Manpon

A mans penis taking the place of a tampon.

"Can I be your manpon?"

by Phil Doughty December 2, 2004

Keitumetse Manone

Keitumetse Manone,is a skinny yellow boy thts so handsome, tht he just might be a billionaire juss for being tht cute...he got wht thy call a skinny nice body,he's future wife is he's bestfriend who's considered very attractive by many people,but even her she believes he's way cuter then him! Defined

You so cute u juss might earn the name Keitumetse Manone! Defined

by Yeahicandraw October 12, 2017

Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease

The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.

Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.

by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010