When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.
Richard:
"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".
Joyce:
"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".
"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".
Joyce:
"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".
by Addill January 20, 2010
Get the Split Screen Mind mug.an international educational program that provides creative problem-solving opportunities for students from kindergarten through college. Team members apply their creativity to solve problems that range from building mechanical devices to presenting their own interpretation of literary classics. They then bring their solutions to competition on the local, state, and World level. Thousands of teams from throughout the U.S. and from about 25 other countries participate in the program.
There are 5 different problems from which to choose: Vehicle, Technical, Classics, Balsa Wood Structure, and Theatrical. The team chooses one of the above and creates an under-8-minute skit/presentation. There are certain aspects that must be met. For instance, within the 8 minute Vehicle skit, a vehicle (defined by the rules and guidlines) must do whatever the rules say. For instance, it may have to carry a person and perform tasks. The teams can spend a maximum of $145 on all of their materials. The long term problem is worth 200 of the 350 points available and the style of the long term problem is worth 50 of the 350.
The other part of the scoring is the Spontaneous problem. This is a problem given to the team on the spot and the team must solve it creatively. There are Hands-On, Verbal Hands-On, and Verbal Problems. The team usually has 1 -2 minutes to think, and 3-5 minutes to answer/present/work. This part accounts for 100 of 350 of the points.
There are 5 different problems from which to choose: Vehicle, Technical, Classics, Balsa Wood Structure, and Theatrical. The team chooses one of the above and creates an under-8-minute skit/presentation. There are certain aspects that must be met. For instance, within the 8 minute Vehicle skit, a vehicle (defined by the rules and guidlines) must do whatever the rules say. For instance, it may have to carry a person and perform tasks. The teams can spend a maximum of $145 on all of their materials. The long term problem is worth 200 of the 350 points available and the style of the long term problem is worth 50 of the 350.
The other part of the scoring is the Spontaneous problem. This is a problem given to the team on the spot and the team must solve it creatively. There are Hands-On, Verbal Hands-On, and Verbal Problems. The team usually has 1 -2 minutes to think, and 3-5 minutes to answer/present/work. This part accounts for 100 of 350 of the points.
Person 1: What you are doing tomorrow afternoon?
Odyssey of the Mind-er (OMer): Writing a script, building 6 aircraft, making costumes, making backdrops, etc.
Person 1: So...you have an Odyssey meeting tomorrow?
OMer: yes.
Odyssey of the Mind-er (OMer): Writing a script, building 6 aircraft, making costumes, making backdrops, etc.
Person 1: So...you have an Odyssey meeting tomorrow?
OMer: yes.
by junctionjunction May 3, 2010
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1. A person whose thoughts are perverted and simple ideas and sentence become filthy, sexual, or gory inside their heads.
Paul: You want a banana?
Jerry: Eww man sick. I don't roll that way.
Paul: Dude you have a dirty mind. All I was doing was ofeering you a piece of tropical fruit.
Jerry: Uh you sick bastard!
Paul: (sigh) Here we go again.
Jerry: Eww man sick. I don't roll that way.
Paul: Dude you have a dirty mind. All I was doing was ofeering you a piece of tropical fruit.
Jerry: Uh you sick bastard!
Paul: (sigh) Here we go again.
by Kalekona May 13, 2006
Get the dirty mind mug.The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are in online chat and type the same exact, or nearly exact, thing simultaneously. Named after Star Trek's Mr. Spock, who had the ability to read minds.
John: I can't wait to see you in San Francisco in three weeks.
Karen: I can't wait until San Francisco in a few weeks.
John: See? We did it again. It's like we read each others' minds. It's a Vulcan Mind Meld!
Karen: I can't wait until San Francisco in a few weeks.
John: See? We did it again. It's like we read each others' minds. It's a Vulcan Mind Meld!
by Mr_Spock August 27, 2009
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Get the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind mug.A term when someone thinks in a very sexualy disgusting way all the time. Even when a word sounds so innocent, the person can change it to make it sound dirty.
by Opalgirl1000 February 23, 2009
Get the Sick Mind mug.A crazy ass mind fuck that makes people go from one place to another really really really fast. It involves a rope, string, and other untold items. There are very few people how know of it and have mastered it.
Toby: Where did they go?
Carlos Spicy Wiener: We went right by you!
Toby: How?
Carlos Spicy Wiener: The power of the Komori Mind Trick!
Carlos Spicy Wiener: We went right by you!
Toby: How?
Carlos Spicy Wiener: The power of the Komori Mind Trick!
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