Night of a Million Dragons

Being the only guy at a bridal shower, surrounded by a bunch of women or 'dragons', find the hottest girl there, sad that she's not having a baby, and take her into that closet!!

"Dang Gur! How did I get hornswaggled into coming HERE to the Night of a Million Dragons?"

by Cloris December 16, 2008

Rum Dog Millionaire

A drink consisting of 1 glass of pink lemonade and 2 shots of spiced rum. The manliest of drinks.

Yo dog have you tried this Rum Dog Millionaire?" "Damn son, I hear that shit's so tight that even fucking pussy slayers like it." "Yea man that shit is ill homie.

by curt_the_flirt January 28, 2011

milina

A fatass bitch that is ugly and hangs around with pigs

Milina

by rollinpeace May 21, 2018

A Small Loan of a Million Dicks

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.

"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"

by A Idiot in a Village November 14, 2018

Miliani

The kind of person that breaks up with someone, but then a week later asks all his friends for his snapchat, facebook, and instagram.

John: Miliani, I just don't think this is working out.

ONE WEEK LATER
__________________________________________
Miliani: Hey, Ben? Do you know John's Snapchat?

by My Daily Word October 15, 2017

million dollar baby

a weird movie in which a lady who is actually a guy, cough, is a boxer and wins a golden globe and possibly an oscar. Actually, the winning the oscar thing isn't in the movie, and neither is the golden globe. but that happens in real life, and then the lady gives a big speech on how amazing clint eastwood is when really she should be thanking other people too, but no, she decided just to thank stupid clint, and because of that, it became painful.

Hilary Swank: Oh gosh thanks for this golden globe yes. well clint eastwood you rock you are the best yes you are yes you are goochy goochy goo. yeah i couldn't have done it without clint. clint you are wonderful and you are talented and you directed AND acted in this and for that you need more thanks. thank you clint thank you clint. One more time! everyone together! CLINT YOU ROCK!

Audiece: ...

Hilary Swank: One more time! CLINT YOU ROCK!

Audience: ...

HS: Oh, come on, you did it for Jamie Foxx!!

Audience: ...

HS: OK, well since you won't do that, I guess I'll just have to thank clint some more!

Audience: NO!

*they hurl themselves onto the stage and HS manages to beat them to the ground*

HS: Yay...Clint?

by Hyper Girl January 19, 2005

A million little fibers

Remember when Towlie wrote and sold his memoirs? This almost exactly like that!

Hym “This is almost exactly like a million little fibers! Virtual identical. Why did they care so much about him being a towel!? 🤣😂”

by Hym Iam October 12, 2022