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Messy McDonald

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.
Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.
by fidelito_ca December 20, 2010
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Briana-Mae McDonald

Briana-Mae McDonald is Gorgeous, fantastic and all the guys secretly like her. (mainly dark skinned guys), she always goes for what she believes in and is so smart and rocks any outfit she picks out. She has the biggest self confidence out of all her friends. She is sweet and has the style and is super! She secretly crushes on someone which turns out to be her husband. Her crush ends up liking her and if not, its his/her loss, Briana-Mae McDonald is a pretty woman and any basic person would kill to have a personality like Briana-Mare McDonalds. She is gorgeous and will marry a funny, good-looking guy who will make her feel good about herself. She secretly doubts herself and persists through her pain. Her friends and her family are the only ones who can see her pure beauty!
Briana-Mae McDonald is the model of loyalty
Briana-Mae McDonald is sassy then ever!
by Expert Scientist, from the USC November 23, 2021
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Mcdonalds

a place here they feed you processed food for cheap prices then you become fat, watch any documentary about modern food companies and see how they make their shitty food.
I ate McDonalds for years and i am now 890 pounds
by what82137312312971 October 9, 2021
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mcdonalds

tastes like shit, only the apple slices are good
ew i just ate mcdonalds it tastes like shit
by shiteater42069 September 7, 2020
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Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.
Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.
by jethrojones November 22, 2020
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grace mcdonald

Literally a sapphic goddess, honestly she is such a queen. This person knows what they want to do with their life and is a good person. They have many friends and an amazing support system.
Grace McDonald is such a sapphic goddess
by Ggmomo November 22, 2020
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Getting McDonald

You get a 6 piece McNugget with hot mustard. Eat all the McNuggets then cut a hole in the bottom of the 6 piece McNugget box. After that you go to town on the box while using the hot mustard as a lubricant.
Jace: OMG why is Micheal getting McDonald again without me.
by JamPGT February 24, 2024
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