1. n. - the condition by which your upper lip, having been subjected to the arid, air conditioned, cigarette infused air of Las Vegas, combined with excessive consumption of alcohol and/or other substances dehydrates to the consistency of a flaky, shriveled raisin.
Dude, I tried to make out with this chick in the club, but the both of us had such a bad case of Vegas Lip, it was like kissing sand.
by OphidianX June 03, 2011
by AmericanChauvinist February 17, 2018
when a white person nigger lips a joint or cigarette, and then when confronted, completely deny the allegation and begin to emote gangsterly as an attempt to intimidate the smoke-sharers into disregarding that his/her big dumbass chili-bowl lips soaked that shit
ted: "why the fuck is this joint so wet"
destructocon: "fred wigger lipped it"
fred: "no i fucking didnt u bonk ass niggas, say it again, bet i knock yo dome"
ted: "fred thats a nice suit, whered u get it from"
destructocon: "fred wigger lipped it"
fred: "no i fucking didnt u bonk ass niggas, say it again, bet i knock yo dome"
ted: "fred thats a nice suit, whered u get it from"
by joseph_salchurtinski August 05, 2009
A reference to a females labia (as in the lips of her vagina) which after years of abuse and over indulgence have developed their own motor skills and as such have become profoundly large. In many cases as can be witnessed in the terminal bar whore variety the horse lips can be visible dangling pursed below the hem of many a mini-skirt slavering,rictused waiting for a meal. Some accounts mention an event where an extremely distended set of horse lips actually snatched a smothered burrito from a passing serving tray on it's way to a dismayed customer. Still other accounts warn of horse lips for they may hide horse teeth. A keen eye can spot horse lips on a pant clad woman...the horse lips will appear as two one pound slabs of liver jammed into the front pockets.
by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005
taking a used condom, inflating it with air, and then pinching each side of the opening such that the condom makes a high pitched squeal and spits out the man juice within.
last night i got a little bored with just throwing away the condom so i gave my wife the camel lips.
by gspot2404 January 03, 2005
the result of rolling and smoking so many blunts that your lips start to get sore from constantly being in contact with the tobacco of the blunt skin.
Dude, you roll this one. I've rolled like 30 blunts today and I've got some serious blunt lip going on.
by Mike Blizz December 20, 2011
When smoking out of a pipe/bong you get it and its all wet from someones spit. The first time you give the person a warning, if it happens again, its counted as a party foul.
by Xantam November 15, 2009