laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009

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Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 10, 2024

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lip lay

When you go to kiss someone but you just put your lips on them and don't move your lips

Ashley just lip layed Hailee's forehead and it was really awkward

by yoooogooooooo November 29, 2015

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Lays

Lays is a Potato Chip Company, however don’t buy from them as they under fill their bags, sure the bag needs air and other stuff to stay fresh but they put more than 50% Air in their god damn bags.

Just don’t buy Lays

by Oklomsy March 20, 2019

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Lay

Most manipulative person you will ever meet has a victim mentality for problems they have caused the type of person to give up on you when you need them

“Manipulative”: “purposely hurt you and then play it off as a joke or act like you are stupid”

by Unknown Acc March 22, 2022

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