LPLJ

An acronym for Lose Packet Lose Jordan. We've all got that one friend Jordan who leaves the party when the packet runs out.

Elliot: Where's Jordan!? It's only 11pm
Nick: Sorry to be the one to tell you this mate..... LPLJ.
Elliot: But it's yorkie's leaving do?
Mark: It's another classic LPLJ mess-around.

by absolutelysendit June 2, 2023

lpue

Derived from le poo, lpue is a slang term to repersent a poo, typically used to describe something or someone.

that guys is totally a lpue

by Lpue August 16, 2023

LPM’s

Laughs Per Minute

My date with that chick went pretty well. My LPM’s were off the chart

by waverton November 5, 2023

autumnleaf_lps

autumnleaf_lps is a slut for jamlesspeaches

autumnleaf_lps would definitely strip down for jamlesspeaches

by secretlyahoe September 27, 2018

Alprazolam LPH

Alprazolam Lph is something very similar to Xanax, but it's easier to get in Romania.

-Bună ziua! Aveți Xanax?
-Bună ziua! Nu avem din păcate.

-Aveți ceva asemănător?

-Da, alprazolam LPH.

by David 22 May 12, 2022

1qazxcvbnm,lp-098765432wsdfghjkoiuytre

the supreme pinnacle of boredom where the bored-ee types in a spiral slowly as they fall into a pit of insanity

person 1: hey, who are you?
person 2:1qazxcvbnm,lp-098765432wsdfghjkoiuytre
person 1: 911? yes please help me

by natsirtium March 23, 2023

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When you're so goddamn bored you start typing your entire keyboard from bottom left to top right. This usually occurs after typing qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ and sometimes zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p

This class is so fucking boring... uhh qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimko,lp.;/'

by feesh01 September 6, 2023