n. - A person who has in his/her possession incriminating pics or video of another. This person now has the power to kill your future (jobs, promotions, significant others).
1. Billy Bob: Dang Jethro, Earl is showin' everybody that picture of you with that sheep at the last company picnic - aint no way yur gitten that promotion to janitor now!
Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.
2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?
Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!
Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.
2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?
Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!
by Macnanimous February 17, 2010
by ZackZombie October 07, 2007
"Killer the Dog" is a term used to indicate that something or someone is being innocently slaughtered, like a dog.
by GottemSoaker November 12, 2020
1. A person that chooses to hunt for no other reason but to kill. 2. Someone that claims to be religious but kills without remorse. 3. A so-called "Outdoors Men" that doesn't find pleasure in just enjoying being outdoors; but rather kills animals for sport. 4. A murderer that kills humans for pleasure. 5. A Psychopath.
Needless Killers are just too common where I live. I once saw a man shoot a deer and then left it to rot in the street. He didn't eat it or anything. I found it odd that he had a "What would Jesus do?" bumper sticker on his truck.
by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
A Person Who Kills Trends by making fun of them, voicing their opinions and explaining how stupid the trends are.
by Sam Squids April 24, 2017
Any guy who is ugly
Jeffery Dahmer was a serial killer because he was UGLY but Ted Bundy was innocent because he was HANDSOME
by Andre99 July 20, 2009
One of the most accurate and best bird killers in the whole sport. He is so deadly accurate, he can hit a fucking bird with a fucking baseball. Maybe this is why he gets shit on all the time. The Bird Killer also prefers to kill birds while riding a flying unicorn with his friend that he's known since preschool that drives a civic. He also has something on his eye. It might be a scope or fucking laser for more accuracy or something.
"Did you see Chris kill that bird with a fucking baseball?!"
"Don't call him that anymore. He's The Bird Killer!"
"Hahahaha cawdoni!"
"Don't call him that anymore. He's The Bird Killer!"
"Hahahaha cawdoni!"
by Harry Diareha October 17, 2011