Kentucky Hall Crawler

When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.

My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler

by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021

kentucky freud chicken

It's mother f***ing good.

Oedipal complex???

No way, get me some Kentucky Freud Chicken.

by Jonah G. December 9, 2007

Kentucky Fried Chicken

1. The old title of what now is refered to as KFC.

2. What KFC stands for.

Colonel Sanders would be ashamed if he were still alive to see what Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has become.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

Kentucky Tractor Puller

The act of a male and a male or male and a female preforming anal sex. During sex the receiver clenches their butt-cheeks tightly and runs with the penis still in the buttocks.

Last night my boyfriend scared me during sex by putting it in my butt so I ran away. Little did I know I accidentally gave him a Kentucky Tractor Puller.

by Malone! January 6, 2008

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT

Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Kentucky Kustard

A disturbed little girl boy thing

"Did you see Kentucky Kustard put all that stuff up his ass? he is such a faggot"

by speakercd September 10, 2007

Kentucky Fried Flow

A mixture of period-blood and the liquid excrement that results from the consumption of fast foods. Commonly consumed by fetishists.

"Damn, I just had some Kentucky Fried Flow, it was awesome." "WOAH, DOMINO"

by FishMan55 July 24, 2009