Alun Wyn Jones

God

What do you think of Alun Wyn Jones?
Basically God

by Stuffed Courgette October 8, 2019

Pulling a Jones

When you know a secret but can't contain yourself and have to tell people.

When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones

by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020

Penis face Jones

Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.

Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.

by Pigknucks April 9, 2021

The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats

"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"

by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023

Sam Jones

A right dickhead

Me: Hey Sam Jones FUCK OFF

by Wizza McGee May 14, 2015

Indiana Jones cobbler

When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.

Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.

Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.

Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.

Laird: I have not regrets in life.

by Nipplecardboard January 7, 2009

Terry Jones

A person who smokes a lot of weed and loves to make fun of Asians, Jews, blacks and queers. Usually enjoys smoking butts and box full of cow tounge's.

That person is really acting like a Terry Jones.

by Gnar Scott January 29, 2010