a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.
He's definitely The Jon-a-thon
by TheSancho December 30, 2010
Get the The Jon-a-thonmug. The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
by Renewables July 5, 2022
Get the Jon-Athonmug. 
Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
Get the jon jobmug. by Memes i love memes April 16, 2022
Get the Jon Olsenmug. by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021
Get the Jon sturtzmug. Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
Get the Monkey Jonmug.