Dusty Johnson

A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).

I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!

by pownzor14 May 15, 2018

meg johnson

big chav

no one:
meg johnson: i’m meg johnson

by gameninja2000 January 13, 2019

Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex

Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!

by gatomontez April 11, 2019

pulling the johnson

The act of masturbating.

Did you see Justin pulling the johnson behind the school?

by SnekkySnek January 27, 2018

Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Nigron Johnson

The first black person

Everyone on Earth was white until Nigron Johnson was born

by Doodar Poonjabi August 3, 2022

Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013