Jean Seam

Those lines that appear along the sides of your legs after you take off skinny jeans.

*in the changing room*
Girl one: Oh wow look at my jean seams.
Girl two: Don't buy two sizes too small next time. It doesn't make you look thinner.

by VBKarma March 23, 2011

Jeanis

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.

hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out

by jamie laurence May 16, 2011

JeanBob

Someone who rides their four-wheeler to a dollar store and is frightnened by thunderstorms. This person usually takes all day to eat a sandwich and frequents THE Walmart.

Person 1: I need a few things at the Dollar General, let's get in the car and go.

JeanBob: Nah man ! No need for a damn tutin' a-u-t-o-m-o-b-i-l-e-s when ya gots a FOUR WHEELER, dat can takes you ANYWURRRR !!!

by BuggybUGS May 17, 2011

Jeaniannanie

A trio of three female college-aged students who are likely to cause mayhem and mischief.

Should we ask those three gorgeous broads to come study with us at the library, Geronimo?

No, Edith, I think that's Jeaniannanie. We can't take them - they're too loud and obnoxious.

by Rat, Bastid September 25, 2011

Jeanis

Jeanis is the term for when your jeans bunch up, making you look like you have a penis.

I would love to wear these jeans, but they give me a huge jeanis...

by thatonechick2392 June 15, 2011

Jeanico

is the person you want to live for your entire life...and good in bed!!!!

Normy: i love him (jeanico)

by pavielyn November 22, 2011

jean burrito

Another name for a canadian tuxedo.

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?

by pringerb December 17, 2011