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Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
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Jacob Saltsman

Plays for the Los Angeles Lakers has 29 million subscribers on YouTube
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jacob fitzpatrick

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician
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sean jacobs

the best kid around, he has the biggest, coolest afro, and the best, dopey little smile. he will always make your day 1000x better, he may piss you off but in the end you know everything will be fine. he also has the dumbest jokes, and they make no sense but just laugh at them anyways because he is cute!
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Jacob J

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking
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jacob h

He needs some milk and some brown sauce be careful tho he will yeet your mums feet
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Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly
Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma
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