Fuck Juan

Fuck juan is a phrase to describe how much you hate your friend juan cause of how much he goons in class and how his jewish ass is always stealing coins

Example: Fuck Juan hes always gooning in class, one time he nutted on me

by JewishNeighbor November 13, 2025

Juan

The Fucking most Mexican name you could ever give anyone.

Juan: Hola! It's Juan!

Jerron: Fuck.

*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*

Tyler: SCATTER!

*Everyone runs for the hills*

Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!

by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017

Juan

Juan isn’t the brightest in the head but has the biggest. Usually Mexican and usually pale.He likes girls but never admits to who specifically he likes.His teachers think he is special and very gifted but is wasting his talent.He usually is in high school and usually doesn’t like school m. Usually a gamer and is very cool and stylish and romantic.

Juan’s style is impeccable.

by Mary145 October 23, 2019

Juan

Verb; To fail to achieve a passing grade in a course, class, or examination.

“Bro, I am going to Juan this test up so bad.”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan

To fail academically

“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad”

by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025

Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.

Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.

by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020

Juan

He suffers from dark moods but is also inclined to deal with it by being even more busy and distracted. They may be adamant to friends that they're fine but slip into morbid terrain in private. Remembers every insult ever said to him from the age of 5. Drowns away his problems in milk and music.

Juan: hay I have a question abou-
random guy: no-one cares Juaaaaaan!!

by naaaaun March 27, 2019