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pet masturbation

When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate
Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit
by trevelhasasmalldick March 20, 2017
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Pet Rat

A Name to call your close friend as a joke
by clown.jj November 7, 2020
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sia pet

Like the popular dated "Chia Pet" but referring to the singer Sia's crazy hair.
Dude, what's with Natalie?

She looks like hell, must have been out all night, that would explain the Sia Pet she's rocking!
by Rylucpicard June 27, 2017
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office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.
Always knew I could count on you- office pet.
by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018
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pet peeze

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time
by Logically_25 March 13, 2016
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Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.
God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.
by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024
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Pet Veepe

A Pet veepe is a particular thing that charms or incites a feeling of joy or amusement every time. (Opposite of a "Pet peeve").
One of my pet veepes is the sound of a harp, being played live, in person.
by JWD53xstNewtn April 30, 2020
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