Swan play

Swan plant he is the activity of visiting earth as a God in Swan form and having intercourse with whoever you come upon.

Friend: I didn’t know you were pregnant, lady: yea, swan play. . . You know?

by IlivefortheDnotfortheC November 22, 2020

Play it as it Lays

To make the most of the situation you are placed in, or to work with what you've got. Playing a situation as it lays may include some improvisation.

Origins in golf, where a ball is played 'as it lies', or where it came to rest, as opposed to circumstances which would allow the ball to be played from another position on the course.

When life throws you a curveball, sometimes it's best to play it as it lays.

by Pet Nuke July 6, 2020

Up-played

Trump's definition for blowing smoke up your ass.

On national TV Trump up-played his handling of the coronavirus.

by deepsouthdoug September 16, 2020

ticket to play

A requirement without which a person will not even be considered for a position.

Do not apply unless you have a bachelor’s degree; it’s a ticket to play.

by GAIboss October 9, 2020

playing the courts

Masturbating during in a work call on Zoom, as New Yorker legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin did.

Man, I got suspended from work because I started playing the courts during a work Zoom when I thought I the video was muted.

by pinkglobe42 October 19, 2020

cause-play

Cosplaying, but for a specific movement or political motive

The guy who sat behind the CEO of Equifax during the Senate Hearing dressed as the Monopoly Man? Classic cause-playing

by waka mcwaka October 6, 2017

Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.

Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.

by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017