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Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.
“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything
by Flash2110 October 17, 2025
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horn

A Horn is a thick stick like thing on top of an Animal like a bull. Unless you add a "y" to "horn" 😳.
by the-maker-of-useless-words August 1, 2022
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grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem
If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's context commercial, it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
by Sexydimma May 9, 2013
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Cream horn

Two male giving oral sex in a yacht club wearing only sperrys
Jacob Titus is reviving oral sex from earl in the corner at the yacht club which results in a cream horn
by Gay earl October 20, 2021
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cooter horn

An over sized clit.
Her cooter horn almost poked me in the eye last night
by burque March 2, 2014
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Doppler-effect horn-blowing

Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
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Don't horn me

This phrase generally means "don't fuck me"

This phrase can also be used to tell someone to back off.
Don't horn me man.

God, Greg really horned me.
by Machomanrandysavagereal August 8, 2016
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