Hand Hooker

One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.

Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?

She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .

by Trudilicious December 31, 2023

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Homie Hoppin Hooker

Chelsey is the name homie hopping is the game! Catch the bitch in a truck looking for another fuck.

Never forget in your life sherbet!

You seen that girl in the rain bruv! She a homie hoppin hooker!

by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023

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hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.

“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 4, 2023

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Hooker Spit

Emanating from Red Deer, Canada, Hooker Spit is an up and coming Death Metal band with a penchant for writing infectious riffs. Comprising of Vlad Glyegore (Lead Guitar), Devin Link (Rhythm Guitar), José Garza (Bass), Daniel White (Vocals) and Scott Gooding (Drums), the Quintet is inspired by internationally acclaimed bands like At The Gates, Bloodbath, Carcass, and The Black Dahlia Murder.

Q- What are you up to this weekend?
A- Hooker Spit’s in town so I’m gonna get drunk and watch some live metal!

by Breeding Deth December 19, 2022

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Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

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