Home Depot

A place where all dads come to meet and get supplies for fixing that darn hole in the wall.

Tom: I saw your dad yesterday
John: He hasn't been around for years, where is he?
Tom: Home Depot
John: Oh good, we need a new sink
Tom: What happened to it?
John: I took a shet in it

by That username is in use April 27, 2020

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The road home

The road home

Instead of using the phrase "walk of shame", you should use "the road home". It leaves out the negative connotations with shame and its more general.

Yooo BB. Guess what I did this morning?
What you do Cyclops?

I took the road home. Ya know. A haha a
Good for you homie.

by BB!RR! November 21, 2020

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chicken-at-home

See chicken at home

Mike's a chicken-at-home.

by hydroponics May 27, 2003

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Whore Home

When it’s not a whore house, it’s a Whore Home.

Welcome Whore Home

by jojo 671 May 31, 2021

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home slice

An icecream eating, underpants wearing, cookie-cutting home-body. Normally residing in suburban six packs. Sometimes referred to in Australian terms as a Jason

"you commin out tonite home slice?"
"na can't tonite... i have to vacuum my tilled floor"

by Mick the Mouth May 26, 2008

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an adjective describing a friend who fails to attend or participate in an 'essential' social activity... such as eating drugs or showing up at the club.
causes may include, but are not limited to:
falling asleep, staying home with the boyfriend/girlfriend, deciding to sober up, doing work, or ,god forbid, watching TV.

"where's sarah? I thought she was gonna come out tonight"
"nope...she's being rest home again.

or

"it's time for more drugs! no is not an answer... don't be so fucking rest home!"

by gnomeking October 16, 2005

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