to cause something to collapse under your weight, from cartoon legend "Fat Albert's" catch phrase "hey, hey, hey!"
Gino: Hey Pete, what happened to the hammock in your back yard?
Pete: Oh, my aunt Hildy came over last weekend and she hey, hey, hey'd it. She landed on her tailbone and we spent the afternoon in the ER.
A gay catcall commonly accidentally used by freaks trying to be funny. More often than not, their attempt is not funny and makes them hated by their friends and acquaintances.
Person 1: "Hey sailor! Ha ha lol I'm so funny"
Person 2: Fuck off Will why are you stood with us