Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything

Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019

Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017

hard shooter

Refers to a man who shoots powerful squirts of cum, usually far in distance and high in the air...He shoots his cum HARD.

“Yeah, my hookup last nite was a real hard shooter. His first three shots hit the headboard!”

by OtterNine October 6, 2020

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

hard push

A form of birthing fetish where an individual is turned on by the thought of a girl expelling large objects from her vagina as if giving birth.

I found a bunch of hard push porn on my sister's phone last night. ಥ_ಥ

by BigDaddyGorilla July 25, 2016

Hard Pills

This term has 2 meanings:
1) Used as a come-back when someone is tryng to find an excuse for not doing something that would require little-to-no effort.
2) Similar to that of the placebo effect, these "hard pills" give confidence to someone lacking it (usually an ugly/shy male)

Person 1: What are you up to?
Person 2 : I'm going for a walk...
Person 1: Why don't you take some "Hard Pills" and go for a run?

Male 1: Man shes hot!!
Male 2: Go and talk to her...
Male 1: Nah... shes not my type.
Male 2: Why don't you just suck it up, take some hard pills, and go talk to her.

by Cherd February 23, 2010