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Butt-horn

A musical instrument commonly known as a toilet but when farting makes a beautiful sound of varying notes
“Damn Wayne you really know how to play the butt-horn don’t you?!”
by Limo-Rob October 25, 2023
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Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating
Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.
by Eushshtb July 5, 2025
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Car Horn

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020
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Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
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Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.
guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino
by not_viv October 14, 2018
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horn hound

A horn hound is a guy who chases tail and is looking for sex and then once gets it from the girl will either leave or keep pursuing for more

A guy who will go to girl to girl in the quest to fill his sexual appetite
No matter how many times I tell Tom I'm not interested the horn hound won't stop texting and calling me for a night in bed
by PyroPrincess21 June 27, 2017
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bud horne

A very influential person who is obsessed with spoonerisms and puro pinches.
Cherry Mistmas, puro pinche Bud Horne!
by Mrs. Horne December 20, 2020
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