Green Day

The correct spelling of the band. It is not "Greenday", nor is it "gREeN dAY!!11!1!!!".

"When I saw the Green Day concert, Billie Joe was masturbating on stage."

by Ugrugr March 29, 2005

Greedo shoots first

The greatest edit ever in the history of Star Wars, anyone who thinks different is a total moron!

Don't you just love the way he killed that man, it was like Greedo shoots first, dodging the man's attack before pulling of an attack of his own.

by 160 IQ Gungan January 14, 2013

conservation of greatness

Usually used in sports related situations (but also applicable to all life situations), conservation of greatness describes a situation where a person has just done something earth shatteringly amazing, and then immediately proceeds to attempt another amazing action. The second action has 1% chance of doubling the glory, and a 99% chance of failure, which includes a 50% chance of making the person look like an absolute fool.

Popularly used in the game of ultimate frisbee, but possibly originating elsewhere.

'Conservation of greatness' is rarely used as part of a statement, but instead is the entire statement, said after witnessing the the failed follow up action.

Said with great joy when an opposing team fails to compensate for conservation of greatness, but with utter frustration when your own team mate has just made a fool of himself.

by Edgar R Pagan December 19, 2005

Greasy Cigar

3 KFC Chips wrapped in KFC Chicken skin preferably from a keel or a breast piece. Dunked in KFC Chicken gravy.

The Greasy Cigar is quite simply the greatest tasting fast food delight you can ever imagine. FACT

by Lee Founder of the Big GC March 10, 2011

green crack

A strain of cannabis popular in southern California. The genetic lineage is an 80's vintage skunk#1 crossed with a california indica. It is a variety of marijuana, and has nothing to do with crack-cocaine.

-"Oowee, whats that smell?"
--"Its the green crack!"

by greenCrizack September 19, 2006

greedbay

The REAL name for the online auction giant that will hopefully soon self-destruct. They have increased the final value fees so much, sellers can no longer afford to sell, hence the new name

Hey check out greedbay... they are bending over their sellers AGAIN

by pattiC January 11, 2009

Cooking The Grenade

In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)

That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!

Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!

Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*

*BOOM!*

*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*

by TattleTailes June 8, 2010