garden hose

when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.

he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther

by bigbadmet July 3, 2007

seventh grade

Your first year of junior high and the most scary year of your life. The year that you are officially classified as a teenager. But you also act very awkward, start to mature or continue to act immature, and see how peoples personalities really are.

A: seventh grade was the most scary year of my life, but I saw who were my friends and who weren't.
B: same, I also started to look different.

by Niall.horan.93 February 3, 2014

6th Grader

Of all three grades in middle schools, 6th graders have to be the best. Some might think they're immature and full of themselves, but they have to understand that they were like that at one point or another. They are new to middle school, so of course they'll be a little crazy. They are also usually, on average, beginning to journey from boy to man, girl to woman. They have it hard enough as it is, without the seventh graders walking and talking as if they are superior to them just because they are no longer in the sixth grade, and that they have "expierence", and the eighth graders who should be minding their own little business, instead of telling sixth and seventh graders how cool and grown up they are in between kisses with some random guy/girl.

But sixth graders still have their childlike innocence, even if they are cracking jokes about genatilia. The upperclassman just ruin the fun for them.

The eighth grade girl carefully applied her mascara in the mirror, looking to make sure her peers didn't pass by. They were all convinced her eyelashes were natural.

She turned and noticed a little 6th grader girl, about a foot shorter than her, donning clothes that were simular to hers. But for little kids.

She laughed inside, mocking the girl's wanna-be looks in her head, until she noticed her very long lashes. They were like feather dusters. They were thick and dark, too, better than any mascara could provide.

She screamed, out loud. She hurled her inky mascara bottle at the poor girl, and it splattered all over her face. She gasped and took a step back, looked at the eighth grade girl in horror, than ran, as fast as she could, to the nearest water fountain. The girl only watched, feeling both anger and regret. She picked up her mascara, then threw it in the trash.

by Jinx and Coolsoul, AJ n Machet December 4, 2010

The Beardsley (Terrace) / Trumbull Gardens Apartments

The Beardsley Terrace now known as Trumbull Gardens is a housing project that is furthest north in Bridgeport, Connecticut. It is one of the well known housing projects in the city and the local area. The terrace is a half mile long on Trumbull Ave between Reservoir Ave and Chopsey Hill Road. It is in the Reservoir section of the North End. It has two high rise buildings and many two floor apartments. It is also know for the 6 bus running through it. It also has a community center for the youth. It is a bad housing project but improved over the years. It's kind of hidden by some trees from the next streets over and there only two ways in and out by driving.

The Beardsley (Terrace) / Trumbull Gardens Apartments

by InCTB July 30, 2011

Garden hoe

A Mexican hooker.

For $60, that garden hoe will suck your cock and then mow your lawn.

by Lynching director February 26, 2015

WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER

A fool, an idiot, a blunderer, someone who plays the game when they really should be in the grandstand.

We auditioned a couple of drummers yesterday. The second guy was alright, but the first was a weapons grade amatuer.

by black flag May 31, 2004

bush gardens

A really, really hairy vagina.

That girl's pussy was so hairy, I thought "DAM BUSH GARDENS!"

by janda November 15, 2007