Joe: Gavin, how are you high on bread mold, we don't even have any bread!
Gavin: The universe is taller than me.
Joe: Everything's taller than you, you short little turd. Gavin, doing drugs!
Gavin: The universe is taller than me.
Joe: Everything's taller than you, you short little turd. Gavin, doing drugs!
by Josh Chandran September 15, 2022
A cute class clown that all the girls admire . He usually dates girls with S,H, and P as a beginning letter in their name.He keeps things a secret but sometimes open. A real sex machine .so if you think a Gavin likes you don't let go
by Gavin's.boo_loveya bae May 22, 2018
gavin means a really nice guy who loves his girlfriend to death and if i were you and i knew a gavin ask him out to tell you the truth so go what are you waiting for ask him out now hes really nice kind sweet and loving and he will soon know that a girl named elli likes him like like him a lot she thnks hes cute and the perfect guy for her
grace:dude thats my exboyfriend he is such an asshole never date him
elli:dude hes cute i like him
grace:well you can like him but dont ask him out
elli: well i can date whoever i want to date bye bitch
gavin: whoa did i hear that right
grace:dude thats my exboyfriend he is such an asshole never date him
elli:dude hes cute i like him
grace:well you can like him but dont ask him out
elli: well i can date whoever i want to date bye bitch
gavin: whoa did i hear that right
elli:dude hes cute i like him
grace:well you can like him but dont ask him out
elli: well i can date whoever i want to date bye bitch
gavin: whoa did i hear that right
grace:dude thats my exboyfriend he is such an asshole never date him
elli:dude hes cute i like him
grace:well you can like him but dont ask him out
elli: well i can date whoever i want to date bye bitch
gavin: whoa did i hear that right
by sup homeyes March 20, 2019
Gavin is the most sweaty piece of mummified shit on the planet. probably short and boring. sucks at clash of clans most likely. he's a nerd and sucks on big hairy disgusting balls.
by kraken gav February 01, 2022
sis normative male karen; whining entitled individual interfering with others business while ignoring their own hypocrisy ; also see karen
Karen sees others meeting the stealing target and asks 'why am i paying for this' and joins in theft. Gavin asks cashier 'why is Karen aloud to steal',
Cashier responds 'Gavin said they could'.
Gavin considers stealing, then outraged and embarrassed in front of little Gavin, says 'watch little gavin as I eviscerate this minimum wage employee that cant even afford to enjoy those burgers we love getting and throwing at the homeless drug addicts we have been hording'.
Gavin turning to cashier, 'Bring me your manager, you're fired', looks around for possessions stolen from him moments before by drug addicts he brought with him while pontificating and thinks 'wheres my camera phone built by impoverished foreign child slave labor ive helped employ with my tax deferments and grants of tax payer money.'
Cashier responds 'Gavin said they could'.
Gavin considers stealing, then outraged and embarrassed in front of little Gavin, says 'watch little gavin as I eviscerate this minimum wage employee that cant even afford to enjoy those burgers we love getting and throwing at the homeless drug addicts we have been hording'.
Gavin turning to cashier, 'Bring me your manager, you're fired', looks around for possessions stolen from him moments before by drug addicts he brought with him while pontificating and thinks 'wheres my camera phone built by impoverished foreign child slave labor ive helped employ with my tax deferments and grants of tax payer money.'
by grb binnary February 14, 2024
Gavin is a some-what average height guy with dirty blonde hair. He can get very awkward when girls try to talk to him. Can tend to get on his friends nerves and needs a bit of guidance (hes autistic!)
Loves to play games with his friends online. Gavins are funny, and are really into computer programming. Loves cats. Is very smart and charming. Lazy and is always trying to have a good time! Gavin is Really energetic. Sometimes can be very serious but at other times you can always joke around with him. A very great friend I'm grateful to have and actually admire. Can be very impatient but will give you his weird advice that is surprisingly very useful. Gavin is a very nice person. He is extremely shy and won't talk about his feelings much because he cares about you too much and doesnt want you to worry about him. He is usually too shy to talk to most people and can get extremely Lonley. If you date a Gavin he will try his best to show love and compassion. an amazing best friend that you can have great conversations to about anything. he is one of a kind and will always be by yourside. he'll never give up on you even if he gives up on himself. he is all around amazing. A smart, funny, and kind guy who if you're lucky enough to have then you shouldn't him take for granted, and if he dosnt meet your standards then tell him and he'll change to be whatever you want because he just cares that much.
Loves to play games with his friends online. Gavins are funny, and are really into computer programming. Loves cats. Is very smart and charming. Lazy and is always trying to have a good time! Gavin is Really energetic. Sometimes can be very serious but at other times you can always joke around with him. A very great friend I'm grateful to have and actually admire. Can be very impatient but will give you his weird advice that is surprisingly very useful. Gavin is a very nice person. He is extremely shy and won't talk about his feelings much because he cares about you too much and doesnt want you to worry about him. He is usually too shy to talk to most people and can get extremely Lonley. If you date a Gavin he will try his best to show love and compassion. an amazing best friend that you can have great conversations to about anything. he is one of a kind and will always be by yourside. he'll never give up on you even if he gives up on himself. he is all around amazing. A smart, funny, and kind guy who if you're lucky enough to have then you shouldn't him take for granted, and if he dosnt meet your standards then tell him and he'll change to be whatever you want because he just cares that much.
Wow OP’s name is Gavin! Its sad he would write all of this about himself, even though its all true and you should totally be friends with him! (hes also autistic and a silly goofball)!
by necrochancer/gavin September 08, 2022