Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

catch grease

Where one person gets chastised, but others are also admonished simply by being in close proximity - similar to splattering grease.

Man, those servers are going to catch grease from the kitchen for Jessica’s mistake.

by Magnus Beefstroke October 2, 2021

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

grease pillow

A pillow thats never been washed.

"So I went over to Jack's house, and I managed to get a good look at his bed...Girl, he hasn't washed his pillow since highschool. Who the fuck keeps a grease pillow?"

by starnet January 16, 2021

grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger

When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

by Msyew October 6, 2015

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

Prison Grease

When you have leftover chicken at KFC and the grease sticks the chicken to the bucket

Scott "This chicken is disgusting its covered in prison grease."

by WintaSnow August 3, 2024