my douchebag girlfriend

How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.
I had that pussy LINED UP bro, but my douchebag girlfriend cockblocked me.
by b0xxx November 24, 2010
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Don't go there girlfriend

A term that generally means Don't go there but the girlfriend part is added on because this special term is used by women or sarcastic feminine men.

Notes: This term that doesn't have to be used towards a girlfriend. When saying, "Don't go there girlfriend" One must snap their fingers twice in a wavy zig-zag motion with your right hand from right to left and then right again in a smooth curve starting from the right side of your face and ending there. Your left hand must be at your hip and your facial expression must say, nuh uh.

This term was started by urban black women and ghetto queens and is often used with the phrase Oh no you di'int
Person1: I will kick your ass right here right now BITCH!

Person2: Don't go there girlfriend *snap snap*

Person1: *Kick in the ass*

Person2: Oh no you di'int!!

Person1: Oh yes I did! *Shoots with gun, twice*

Person2: Oh no you di--

Person1: *Shoots rest of clip*

Person2: *Bleeding sounds*
by Medicine April 20, 2007
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National Girlfriend Day

Everyday is NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY! Tell her you appreciate her and send little texts out of the blue and tell her shes beautiful or you love her. Something like that
by ChickenLad October 29, 2019
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vampire boyfriend/girlfriend

someone you hook up with but only ever see during nighttime hours. like a booty call or a fuck buddy but more consistent and/or monogamous. not quite dating-level.
X: i've been hooking up with Y for months now but we only spend time together at night. i've never even seen him/her during the day!
Z: sounds like you have a vampire boyfriend/girlfriend
by twr2938 November 01, 2009
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Slang term used to describe a lying adulteress who uses money and sexting to entice men from their wives. These women are clown like in appearance and are also referred to as stink box.
Have you heard about that Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend? Word is her stink box smells like the sewer that pennywise is hiding in.
by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020
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common law girlfriend

When two people have been hooking up for an extended period of time but neither will acknowledge the relationship. They like to say they are just friends but spend lots of time just the two of them and sleep together.
Dude 1: I'm busy tonight. Leah and I are going to the movies.
Dude 2: Hanging out with Leah again, huh? How is that girlfriend of yours?
Dude 1: Dude, she is totally NOT my girlfriend. We're just friends.
Dude 2: Bro, you can't bang a girl for 6 months and tell me you're just friends. She is totally your common law girlfriend.
by anonymous7787 March 19, 2012
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A person you dated online in roblox.

Most likely dating your grandma.
You: Im breaking up with you

Roblox Girlfriend or boyfriend: NOOOO
You: Yeah lol you fucking wierd
*Then you hear your uncle crying down stairs"
by ~AssBlastingBitchloid~ April 26, 2021
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