Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons!

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

by Kenthar August 21, 2003

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves

hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey

by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024

Ya get what ya fuckin givin

A phrase someone says when they provide a mediocre meal for someone and they complain

"Im not enjoying this food may i get something else"-customer
"Ya get what ya fuckin givin"- chef

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

fuckin with

In Pawtucket when we sayin "yo who you fuckin with ? " it mean who you chillin with

Yo bry you fuckin with Sofia rite now?

by lil Jalen aka jayjay! November 4, 2013

fuckin’ a

can be used for good or bad situations. using this phrase shows a lot of passion about what you’re reacting to. adding “man” to the end of the phrase is an option used by some. some say “fuckinG a” others say “fuckiN’ a” either works.

mom-“your father canceled on dinner again.”
me-“fuckin’ a man, he can eat my bootyhole.”

friend-“mrs. brown gave me an A on the vocab quiz!”
me-“fuckin’ a!!! good for you bro!”

by flynnagainnn October 1, 2019