buy a fucking vowel

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'

A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!

by 4 July 14, 2004

fucking skank

Some dumb piece of ass that does not like my new haircut. Won't be going home with me or my boys.

I was at a club last night and this fucking skank didn't like my new haircut.

by Eddy S. January 3, 2008

fucking a

1) short for fucking awesome, thus used to express excitement or agreement
2) short for fucking a, thus used to express dissapointment or disagreement

1) You got Pixies tickets? Fucking A!
2) Fucking a I have a test tomarrow!

by yahitscool October 8, 2004

eye fucking

where some one staring at you really hard

"god damn i wish he would stop eye fucking me"

by Jen from the block September 6, 2005

MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

FUCKING SHIT fucking shit fucking shit fucking shit

mother fucking piece of shit.

by VbPeppermint December 28, 2007

ear fucking

When one's excessive talking boils to the point of exhaustion for the recipient. For the person who receives this audible impaling, a meltdown incurs and hostile actions goes into affect.

"you've been Ear Fucking me for the past 3 hours, shut the fuck up before I knock you out"

by Krumbz March 2, 2008

fucking kill

When Steve Ballmer killes, or vowes to kill someone.

To fucking kill someone might involve throwing a chair.

I'm going to fucking bury that guy. I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google. *Throws chair*
-- Steve Ballmer

by nxsty November 1, 2007